Aug 24, 2014
Because patriarchy is for suckers
And Wonder Woman ain’t down for all that.
Wonder Woman doesn’t have to adhere to archaic standards
Of western beauty.
Also, who can fly around and fight crime
With all that hair in their face?
No one drew her a hair tie so she’s cutting it off.
Wonder Woman ain’t out here to please men.
She has things to do.
She’s gonna get a haircut and keep it pushin.
Wonder Woman wonders why her hair is so damn important
She saw a note on facebook about how short haired
Girls are damaged
So she got to chopping.
Wonder Woman doesn’t need permission
Or an explanation.
She did not just go through a breakup,
Or a break down.
She is not having a phase
Or on her period.
She can still save the motherfuckin world
While she’s on her period.
Wonder Woman is tired of spending hours
In front of the mirror fixing her hair.
Her femininity is not defined by flowing locks.
In fact, her femininity is not even defined
By her womanhood.
She defines it
However the fuck she wants.
Wonder Woman wants her hair
To match her shorts.
Also, maybe Wonder Woman
Likes other wonderful women
And wants to display a little more visibility.
Wonder Woman don’t have to explain shit to you.
She only wants to know why you never spend
This much time
Talking about Superman’s hair.